Plate of Fabulousness
This full plate armor is cursed, causing the wearer to immediately grow a Freddy Mercury mustache that cannot be removed while the armor is donned. Despite this curse, the armor gives off no magical aura.
It has a cod piece that can be deployed as an immediate action and used as a 1d4 dagger during a grapple. This dagger can be tucked away again as a move action. Has a flap at the rear which the wearer can open and shut as a swift action, though while it is left open it reduces the AC bonus provided by 1 to a total of +8..
Having more moving parts, this plate is a little louder than normal full-plate and so the user takes an additional -2 when attempting to be stealthy (for a total -8 to stealth including the normal -6 Armor Check Penalty). The rear hatch can be utilized to provide a +2 bonus to sleight of hand checks involving a tiny or smaller item, and the wearer is given a +2 bonus to skill checks involving Perform (dance).
The armor was originally designed by the famed smith Pollo Magnifico who created it to allow rectal delivery of potions with the understanding that this increased their efficiency. This delivery method has been slow to catch on, and so few suits of this kind exist.
